Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Man of the House
The Suggs Bible Home
And Gun Chapel
This is my house. This is where I live. I spend most of my time here reading the bible, writing my songs and cleaning, and wiping and polishing my arsenal of weapons.
This is where I take seat on the thrown.
This is where I sit in silence.
This is where I am King as I wait.........
2 Chronicles 23:10
He set all the people, every man with his weapon in his hand, from the right side of the house to the left side of the house, along by the altar and the house, around the king........
God Bless those who wait,
Monday, November 28, 2005
Like Nimrod The Mighty Hunter, I Take this Tool Into The Killing Fields....
Oh, sons of mercy when you venture like Nimrod into the fields that are his glory, remember, every shot from your weapon is done in his name!
Words of Genesis.."God said that it was good."
"And God gave unto him the tools that he may slaughter the wicked."
Men, I used this most excellent Godly device here to slaughter some wicked evil doers who may have been digging through some trash bins some 25 miles or so next to a non operational ski resort near a possible site for resort development.
This lil tool I have, is called the "frantic screaming baby cub call" and its a wonderful little horn that will lure the big adult bears right into your lap, with tantalizing results.
I blew away these savage beasts here in this picture below, sometimes two at a time! It was like leading the lamb(s) to slaughter! These black as night mama and papa bears just came running when they heard the panic calls I made from my lil bugle. These parent bears all must have thought it was their own babies! I never did see any cubs though, they must still be out there wondering...
"what happened to my mommy?" Well, if they look at my blog here... they know now!
And men, all I had to do was sit, eat a few twinkies and wait.
The lord watches over me...don't you agree?
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Also take this lesson...
He was a mighty hunter before the Lord; that is why it is said,
"Like Nimrod, a mighty hunter before the Lord."
Friday, November 18, 2005
My conservative Church has now become a tool for the left.
I'm very angry at the leaders of my church for their un-Christian like stance against some of the good young Republican folk who attend this place of worship. Its not fair to pick on them because they hold patriotic pro-war rallies everyday, drink beer, scotch and whisky until they become a beligerant violent mob and physically attack those who won't support this fine crusade we are doing for General Cheney in Iraq.
For instance, in these times when many of us brave American outdoorsmen are unable to join Our Leader's fight in the glorious and extremely successful war in Iraq, we can still dress in our camouflage outfits, military goggles and fully participate in some violence here.
The truth betold, we American hunters voted in overwhelming numbers in support of this war in Iraq yet we need to be here in America now more than ever hunting and killing animals for pleasure and to protect the homeland. That in itself is what completely disqualifies us from a place among America's brave fighting forces. If we don't stay here and fight now we will lose the war against the anti-hunters, the secular non-killing types and of course the vegan Hollywood homosexual, scientific, foreigner loving animal rights types who dirty our children with the entertainment channels and moving pictures.
Its a tough fight but we will do it with pride and NO FEAR!!! .
I also know how those young college age Republicans everyday mention how hard they support the troops and how hard they believe in Our Leader's mission to theocratize the Middle East by blowing it all up. Yet, as they will be the first ones to explain, they too must also remain here domestically and fight the liberals who are against not just the war in Iraq, but against killing in general and that... is simply what we stand for.
So we, the enthusiastic NRA Outdoorsmen for Christ, the Freedom Fighters of South California and the Young Republicans at the University of California at Riverside cooked up this list of the most patriotic things we can do here on the home front which will prove to our own place of worship that we are fighting the dangerous wars here at home.
1. Keep hunting and supporting the killing of animals here stateside by purchasing hunting licenses.
2. Let the young college Republicans fight the lefty professors on campus's here and also from behind their laptops. Let them challenge the voices of the anti-war left first, and then go out drinking!
3. Let the young conservatives stay home to raise the much needed funds for Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter's massive speaking fees.
4. Let these young patriots ridicule, attack and destroy the liberal's questioning of our war in panel discussions while they simultaneously party hard at their groundbreaking young conservative political conventions in Las Vegas.
5. And finally, with the hunters here in America we can all continue to petition the Bush administration to round up the animal rights groups, label them as terrorists and ship them away to one of those far away islands like....Novascotia or to the secret area in New Jersey where they detain, drug and apply the whip to animal rights supporters until they confess.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
My Bible Study Room
Today, I'm screaming"Halelujah!" I'm hollering "Amen" and I'm singing from the scriptures....
"Praise ye the LORD. Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD, that delighteth greatly in his commandments."
My good friend Mike Hawk just put the special finishing touches on this beautiful room of mine where I will read the good book. Here I will also pray for our Leader GW Bush, ask the lord for advice on my next hunting trip and eventually (hopefully) hold childrens bible study classes here.
And while I'm getting totally right with the lord, I (and hopefully) my students will admire all the beautiful happy creatures from His Kingdom that I've collected over time. And yes, all in His name.
I'm so pumped to have it all up and running finally. It was not really functioning properly for so long... yet now I'm united with the Holy ghost in joy and exhilerating prayer. It feels really nice to read the word of our Father while my accomplishments are up now for him to view and say that I am forgiven.
*Hebrews 9:22 - "In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness."