KILLING ANIMALS FOR JESUS

Because killing animals feels good, when a man's feeling bad. - - - - - - - GENESIS 9:2 "The fear of you and the dread of you will be on every animal of the earth, and on every bird of the sky. Everything that the ground teems with, and all the fish of the sea are delivered into your hand."

Friday, November 18, 2005

My conservative Church has now become a tool for the left.

I arrived at my church today for the 4pm Christian wrestling practice and I was greeted by this message on the marquee out front.

I'm very angry at the leaders of my church for their un-Christian like stance against some of the good young Republican folk who attend this place of worship. Its not fair to pick on them because they hold patriotic pro-war rallies everyday, drink beer, scotch and whisky until they become a beligerant violent mob and physically attack those who won't support this fine crusade we are doing for General Cheney in Iraq.
For instance, in these times when many of us brave American outdoorsmen are unable to join Our Leader's fight in the glorious and extremely successful war in Iraq, we can still dress in our camouflage outfits, military goggles and fully participate in some violence here.
The truth betold, we American hunters voted in overwhelming numbers in support of this war in Iraq yet we need to be here in America now more than ever hunting and killing animals for pleasure and to protect the homeland. That in itself is what completely disqualifies us from a place among America's brave fighting forces. If we don't stay here and fight now we will lose the war against the anti-hunters, the secular non-killing types and of course the vegan Hollywood homosexual, scientific, foreigner loving animal rights types who dirty our children with the entertainment channels and moving pictures.
Its a tough fight but we will do it with pride and NO FEAR!!! .
I also know how those young college age Republicans everyday mention how hard they support the troops and how hard they believe in Our Leader's mission to theocratize the Middle East by blowing it all up. Yet, as they will be the first ones to explain, they too must also remain here domestically and fight the liberals who are against not just the war in Iraq, but against killing in general and that... is simply what we stand for.
So we, the enthusiastic NRA Outdoorsmen for Christ, the Freedom Fighters of South California and the Young Republicans at the University of California at Riverside cooked up this list of the most patriotic things we can do here on the home front which will prove to our own place of worship that we are fighting the dangerous wars here at home.
We must....
1. Keep hunting and supporting the killing of animals here stateside by purchasing hunting licenses.
We must.....
2. Let the young college Republicans fight the lefty professors on campus's here and also from behind their laptops. Let them challenge the voices of the anti-war left first, and then go out drinking!
We must...
3. Let the young conservatives stay home to raise the much needed funds for Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter's massive speaking fees.
We must....
4. Let these young patriots ridicule, attack and destroy the liberal's questioning of our war in panel discussions while they simultaneously party hard at their groundbreaking young conservative political conventions in Las Vegas.
5. And finally, with the hunters here in America we can all continue to petition the Bush administration to round up the animal rights groups, label them as terrorists and ship them away to one of those far away islands like....Novascotia or to the secret area in New Jersey where they detain, drug and apply the whip to animal rights supporters until they confess.

God bless,

Philbert

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