KILLING ANIMALS FOR JESUS

Because killing animals feels good, when a man's feeling bad. - - - - - - - GENESIS 9:2 "The fear of you and the dread of you will be on every animal of the earth, and on every bird of the sky. Everything that the ground teems with, and all the fish of the sea are delivered into your hand."

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Born Again Hunting Products


LISTED BELOW ARE JUST A FEW TINY ITEMS THAT I RECOMMEND
THIS
CHRISTMAS KILLING SEASON FOR EVERY GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN HUNTER.

Sometimes it's just the little things....


(1) Remain totally invisible from the eyes of the beasts which you seek, even while you read the word of the lord.
The Holy Outdoorsman Camo Bible. It will surely keep you hidden as you search for truth.
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2)
Feel and look just like a bush!


Anyone can just hide in a bush! However, as any hunter worth his weight in beans will tell you...becoming a bush is an incredible, exciting, decorous, and elegant experience that you will never forget!!!
When you want to be in-touch with the natural world the way the Lord intended but are feeling a bit slow or possibly too full from your most recent meal.
Maybe you just want to enjoy a private quiet botanical moment before your kill?
This two piece Bushrubbery suit lets you really get in the thick of it.
(Scented or unscented.)

Great for surprising rabbits, ground squirrels, lizards, snakes and maybe even Bob from across the street as well as other fast, wary and elusive prey.
(warning!)
Not recommended for bear, wolf or mountain lion hunting.













(3)
The notebook from heaven.
Write down all of your impure thoughts here in this handy outdoor water proof notebook. Its a great way to keep track of all those sins you committed during the weekend hunting trip. Go on save yourself! Its better to write it all down, then to forget to tell him exactly what happened. You don't want to have to say.....
"hey, Jesus! Uhmm. I forgot about that part...REALLY!"




(4) Because accidents will happen while out in the woods, always wear your Jesus Jock strap! Its just a sure way of avoiding any mishaps or "midnight mistakes" as we hunters like to call them. Sometimes Satan can appear out of nowhere and before you know it, he's right in there. I have been manipulated quite a few times by the prince of darkness, so now I'm always strapped in just in case!
The JJS totally just it keeps it real clear who's property your little weapon belongs to!



(5)This is just a great all around liquid container bottle. Holds 16 ounces of fluid. Use it for all your blessing needs, instant baptisms or just to keep yourself always..... on the edge of wetness.
Matthew 19:22

But when the young man heard the saying, he went away sad, for he was one who had great possessions.

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